Nairobi

Nairobi (3)

Nairobians are an annoying lot, of course after airport customer care staff and slay queens whose eyebrows are further from each other than Pluto is from Mercury.

We live through the week for Friday. The town stays awake every day for Friday. While good people wait for the weekend to visit their grandmothers, go to church, clean their fridge and do yoga, Kenyans wait for the weekend so they can dance like clowns in the clubs, dodge the Alco-blow, steal a girlfriend or two and crawl home, somehow.

I could count the number of times I’ve had a burger in one hand.

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